Rainbowhandgranade

Sometimes I attempt to write letters to a younger version of me - but I had a pretty shit childhood so it usually ends up pretty depressing. But there is some advice I have for my younger self, and the rest of you.

Congratulations. You're going to get old. Unless you die young, but even then the advice I have for you is still relevant. So shut up and listen.

People often make the mistake of thinking that maturity is being all serious and forgetting how to have fun. Guess what. WRONG. Being mature doesn't mean you have to loose your sense of wonder, your imagination or desire for mischevious fun. As it turns out you're actually a complete rascal.

Train yourself to see the world through the eyes of wonder and you'll never be bored. This is cheaper and just as effective as taking drugs. It's much safer.

Your taste in music sucks. Don't worry it doesn't get too much better when you get older.

What other people think affects them. Unless they decide to make it your problem. Problem solving is simple - if you can't bribe it, blow it up (I learnt this from watching Burn Notice).

Train harder, eventually you may be a ninja. To do this you may need to loose a few kilos.

Try not to get arrested, if you get arrested try not to get convicted. If you get convicted have "want aids?" tattoed on your ass.

Above all - remind your mum you love her, the poor bitch had to give birth to you. 'Nough said.

Love Eric
CUTSLEEVE boys
And remember boys and girls - gummi bears are the corpses of carebears.
(Yes I watched carebears this morning. And it was awesome.)