How to kill a blind person
A friend of mine has a ringtone that sounds like the noise traffic lights make when it's okay to for pedestrians to cross the road. Every time her phone rings I laugh, because I have the image in my head of a blind person getting killed.
My economics teacher told me that "gambling is a voluntary tax on stupidity". Last night for the second time in my life I gambled. I went to the third largest casino in the world. I spent $13 and walked away wih $49. I got paid in one dollar coins. I stuffed them into my wallet - which refused to close and left a large bruise on my leg from where it kept hitting. I feel it was time well spent.
Aside from all that senseless ramble - todays topic is guilibity. I took a class called Society and Culture. The teacher was seriously awesome. She taught me things I'll never forget.
If you tell someone that you feel awful with a positive tone chances are they will think you said that you were fine.
If you stand facing the wrong way in an elevator and you are the only person in the elevator people who get into the elevator will face the same way as you.
If you stand in the street staring at the sky long enough people will join in. It helps if you have more than one person to start.
I've spent too many days on MLIA. But I have decided to go through life with more enthuasiasm for creating the absurd. Patch Adams rocks.
As a side note - I'm looking to create a playlist for gay youtubers, and seeing as finding them isn't easy I'm enlisting all the help I can get. Message me with links to profiles if you know any.
Love Eric
CUTSLEEVE boys
And remember boys and girls - Guilible has been removed from the dictionary.
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