Six Months On

If you think six months is a long term relationship - fuck you.

For some unknown reason this topic has sparked the memory of some stupid Shania Twain version of still the one. As I cringe in the memory of how bad that song...



So I was out gay clubbing for my birthday. God only knows why. I hate clubbing and I hate gay men. Plus I hate Kylie, Madonna... well you get the idea. So as I'm trying to get drunk and enjoy myself for some odd reason people were trying to socialise with me. (I sound cynical now, but I was having fun at the time...) Anyway when it came out that I had a boyfriend they'd ask how long we'd been together, which at that time was six months. Everyone on hearing that gave me the exact same reaction "Oh, a long term relationship". No asshole. Fuck you. Just because we're gay it doesn't make six months a long time.

It really made me sad seeing that the consensus of the gay community was that if you had managed to survive six months with someone suddenly it was this amazing thing that was almost incomprehensible.

So if you're one of these people - I hate you.

Love Eric
CUTSLEEVE boys

And remember boys and girls - if you're running with scissors have the blades pointing out, it's always better to impale someone else.

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